THE FRIENDS OF THE POOR

We were unable to find either the amount or the sources of Pan Heuristic's funds, but here are the budgets of some other paupers who selflessly help the poor by making sure they can ride their horses in the National Parks, sail their yachts without seeing oil rigs, and heat their swimming pools with solar installations unmenaced by clean, cheap electricity (1982 listings):

National Wildlife Federation, $37,100,000; Ntl. Audubon Soc., $22,000,000; Sierra Club, $13,000,000; Natural Resources Defense Council, $4,500,000; Wilderness Society, $3,600,000; Environmental Defense Fund, $2,800,000; Defenders of Wildlife, $2,300,000; Izaak Walton League, $1,300,000; Friends of the Earth, $1,300,000; Environmental Policy Center, $1,100,000; Solar Lobby, $1,000,000; Environmental Action, $700,000; ...