The Ofness of Am

Dartmouth President Freedman, a racist and totalitarian sympathizer who suspended three students for publishing an incompetent music professor's obscene lecture in the Dartmouth Review, is also a profound thinker. Here is an extract from the convocation address, Sept. 1988, by this intellectual giant:

"Welcome to all of you who seek after the profound inter- personal dynamic which is Dartmouth. I trust all of you spent your summer's break pursuing complex social dynamisms wherever they led. Let's give ourselves a round of applause for daring to be the courageous dreamers of the diverse one- ness that is Dartmouth. How Special we are. [Capitalization by Freedman.]

" . . . We must promote and strengthen our auto-intellec-tualism, mature our other-directed sensibilities and under-stand our public and private selves. I hope you will come away from your years at Dartmouth able to deeply appreciate and, indeed, feel the amness of of and the ofness of am in all its rich dimensions.

"Always remember: I am, you are, we be a community!"