ON WOPERSONS AND THE NEW AtE INDEX

What's a woperson? A failure of feminine gender who is so in-ferior she needs (and gets) special laws favoring woperson-owned businesses, admission quotas, employment quotas, and other spe-cial legislation to protect her inferiority.

But a real woman already has equal rights as a US citizen, and does not need any legislation or the sheriff's gun to fulfill her. Let me introduce you to a real woman, and one of the finest women I know: Elizabeth Mudge, who has been compiling the AtE Index since 1973 and supplementing it every year. She has worked untir-ingly to get out the truth on the media and on nuclear energy by any way she can. In 1984 she was named Energy Woman of the Year, and she is now giving the antinukes round Seabrook no end of trouble as president of the Coalition for Reliable Energy. You do not reveal a lady's age, so let me just say that she is of an age at which few others learn to use a word processor. But she did, so that no re-keyboarding was necessary this year, and the new Cumula-tive AtE Index Sept. 1973 to August 1989 is ready now! $20 from us.

And she didn't learn word processing in a federal course for the handicapped, the underprivileged, and wopersons.